Many stoners are living in hiding. Smoking as discreetly as possible so they don't go to jail, loose their job or get caught by childen, parents, friends or anyone else who isn't 420 friendly. Here's some products to keep you closet stoners a little less paranoid. 

Smoke Buddy

A grown up alternative to the old paper towel with bounce sheets over the end.. and it works better.

The smoke buddy has a built in carbon filter so it actually gets rid of the smoke and smell.

Available in a pocket size for traveling or a larger one for home use. On the orginal size you can expect for blow through 300ish times before the magic wears off. 

Comes in a variety of colours and with a cute little key chair for $19.95

Comes in a variety of colours and with a cute little key chair for $19.95

Smelly Proof Baggies

Avoid broad casting to everyone around you that you're holding a stinky bag of oregeno on your person or in your home.

Looks like your average zip lock bag, but is made with a thicker plastic and a heavy duty seal. Probably wont fool a police dog..but will work on your friends and family

6"x4" box of 25 for $17.99 on Smelly Proof's website

6"x4" box of 25 for $17.99 on Smelly Proof's website

Stash Containers

If it looks like you can hide weed in it, some stoner has probably done it. You can make your own or buy stash safes made of books, flower pots, coffee cans, pop cans, clocks, beer cans, wd-40 spray... the list goes on.  

Detox Drinks, Mouth Washes, Shampoos

I live in an area where industry is booming, before you can get a job you are required to do a urine test or mouth swab, and even sometimes a hair folicle test.

Cannabis users are usually the only ones getting caught in thes drug tests since THC can hang around in your fat cells for months!

Coke, meth, and other drugs leave your system much faster.

So the lesson here- do some coke on the weekend and you'll be fine to pass a test on Monday.. Smoke a joint and hangout Saturday night and you could be looking for a new job.. maybe McDonalds is hiring.. 

Yes they actually work, as long as you're not too stoned to read the directions 

Vape Pens

The fast, discreet, and easy way to get high. Most oil pens look like e-cigarettes so most people wont their heads when they see you hauling on what looks like a pen.

Globe attachments are neat-o since you get to see the vapor form off the heating element 

Globe attachments are neat-o since you get to see the vapor form off the heating element 

But you get bonus discreet points if you mix errl into the e-juice liquid (propylene glycol) and use it in your electronic cigarette. No one will be the wiser.. except you.. because you can be high all the time.. 

Oooh pretty colours

Oooh pretty colours

Hidden Rooms

This may be out of reach for your typical stoner, but its so freakin' cool I think everyone should strive to have a secret room! 

Whether it's to hangout, grow, smoke, or just a place to put all your shit you don't want people to see

See More Hidden Place on my Pinterest Page by clicking the button below 

The Stone Sober Kit

Include:

  1. Visine
  2. Mints or Gum
  3. Scented Lip Balm
  4. Hand Sanitizer or Scented Hand Lotion
  5. And it never hurts to throw in a pipe, weed, and lighter for when you can be stoned and unsober

Do you have to hide the fact that you choose to smoke cannabis? From whom and why?

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